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I have learned to use the word 'impossible' with the greatest caution.
Author: Wernher von Braun

I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the street.
Author: Virginia Woolf

I have never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
Author: Calvin Coolidge

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
Author: Mark Twain

I have no faith, very little hope, and as much charity as I can afford.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

Why do pigs love Halloween? There's lots of hogsgobblin.
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Why is the cook worried about catching his runaway pig? He knows a little ham goes a long way.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York? Pigpockets.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ? A swine gut !
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes