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If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
Author: Benjamin Franklin

If we were brought to trial for the crimes we have committed against ourselves, few would escape the gallows.
Author: Paul Eldridge

Ignorance of certain subjects is a great part of wisdom.
Author: Hugo De Groot

Ill deeds are doubled with an evil word.
Author: William Shakespeare

I'm glad the President finally found an economic development program. I'm just sad that it's only in Baghdad.
Author: John Kerry

What is a Mexican weather report? Chilli today, hot tamale.
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If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning? The conductor.
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Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee listening to the weather report on the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets." Ole said, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. The next day they were sitting down with their morning cups of coffee. The weather forecast was, "There will be 2 to 4 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets." Again Ole replied, "Jeez, okay," and got up from his coffee. Two days later, again they're sitting down with their cups of coffee and the weather forecast said, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared. You must park your cars on the..." and the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. He turned to Lena, "Jeez, what am I going to do now, Lena?" Lena replied, "Aw, Ole, just leave the car in the damned garage today."
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

A postcard home: The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it's going to rain. If not, it already is.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes