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Mine honour is my life; both grow in one; take honour from me and my life is done.
Author: William Shakespeare

Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
Author: Russell Baker

Misquotations are the only quotations that are never misquoted.
Author: Hesketh Pearson

Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
Author: James Joyce

Moderation? It's mediocrity, fear, and confusion in disguise. It's the devil's dilemma. It's neither doing nor not doing. It's the wobbling compromise that makes no one happy. Moderation is for the bland, the apologetic, for the fence-sitters of the world
Author: Dan Millman

Why does a rooster watch TV ? For hentertainment !
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

What does an educated owl say? Whom.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

Two owls were playing pool. One said, "Two hits." The other replied, "Two hits to who?"
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.
This is the joke from a category: Bird jokes