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Some men just aren't cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before and not after they become responsible for a son.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

Some people are that - more than a parent, more than a role model, more than anything less than a religion.
Author: Margaret Cho

Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.
Author: Charles Bukowski

Some things have to be believed to be seen.
Author: Ralph Hodgson

Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us.
Author: Jerry Garcia

A tourist from the United States of America is at a resturant in Havana. He tells the waiter that the USA is the best country in the world because of the freedoms it has. He says, "Take Freedom of Speech for example. I could stand in front of the White House in Washington D.C. and yell 'President Clinton is a bastard!' and nothing would be done to me." The Cuban waiter replies, "We have that same freedom in Cuba. I could stand in front of El Capital and yell the same thing and nothing would be done to me too!"
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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma: An empty greyhound.
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Why don't mexicans have checking accounts? It's too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.
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Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she's old enough. If it isn't, cut the barrel down a bit.
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Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years? A: Somebody dropped a shekel.
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