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If you are not criticized, you may not be doing much.
Author: Donald H. Rumsfeld

If you can solve your problem, then what is the need of worrying? If you cannot solve it, then what is the use of worrying?
Author: Shantideva

If you can't be funny, be interesting.
Author: Harold Ross

If you don't have the time to read, you don't have the time or the tools to write.
Author: Stephen King

If you have knowledge, let others light their candles at it.
Author: Margaret Fuller

What happens if you draw on the blackboard and the teacher told you not to? She draws a smack!
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Why do teachers use a bamboo cane? Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!
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A linguistics professor was lecturing to his English class one day. "In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive. In some languages, though, such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."
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A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything." He returns her gaze. "Anything?" "Anything." His voice softens. "Anything??" "Absolutely anything." His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."
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