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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.
Author: Kin Hubbard

It is said that if Noah's ark had had to be built by a company; they would not have laid the keel yet; and it may be so. What is many men's business is nobody's business. The greatest things are accomplished by individual men.
Author: Charles Haddon Spurgeon

It is the mind which creates the world about us, and even though we stand side by side in the same meadow, my eyes will never see what is beheld by yours, my heart will never stir to the emotions with which yours is touched.
Author: George Gissing

It is the province of knowledge to speak and it is the privilege of wisdom to listen.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the way we react to circumstances that determines our feelings.
Author: Dale Carnegie

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film? Stop playing it cagey!
This is the joke from a category: Zoo jokes

What did the zoo keeper say when he saw four elephants walking over the hill towards him wearing sunglasses? Nothing, he didn't recognize them!
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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"I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull." "That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?" "She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
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Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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