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Man without religion is the creature of circumstances.
Author: Augustus Hare

Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things.
Author: Peter Drucker

I have found power in the mysteries of thought.
Author: Euripides

Man's main task is to give birth to himself.
Author: Erich Fromm

Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Teenage Pregnancy Barbie ...complete with dropout forms. Angry parents and deadbeat boyfriend sold separately
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Robot: I have to dry my feet carefully after a bath. Monster: Why? Robot: Otherwise I get rusty nails.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Does your brother keep himself clean? Oh, yes. He takes a bath every month whether he needs one or not.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

Nick: Can you tell me the way to Bath? Rick: I use soap and water, personally.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes

What's the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who's just got out of the bath? One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes