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My name is Legion.
Author: Bible

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.
Author: Jean Rostand

My punishment is greater than I can bear
Author: Bible

Keep cool and you command everybody.
Author: Louis de Saint-Just

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Author: Rodney Dangerfield

How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don't drink!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Why don't blondes like to make Kool-Aid? They can't get eight cups of water into that little packet.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes