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I am no more humble than my talents require.
Author: Oscar Levant

I wanted you to see what real courage is, instead of getting the idea that courage is a man with a gun in his hand. It's when you know you're licked before you begin but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what.
Author: Harper Lee

Men must be decided on what they will not do, and then they are able to act with vigor in what they ought to do.
Author: Mencius

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.
Author: Victor Hugo

Millions of words are written annually purporting to tell how to beat the races, whereas the best possible advice on the subject is found in the three monosyllables: 'Do not try.'
Author: Dan Parker

Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
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Why did the chicken cross the road half way ? He wanted to lay it on the line !
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What do chickens serve at birthday parties ? Coop-cakes !
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Why does a flamingo lift up one leg ? Because if he lifted up both legs it would fall over !
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My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
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