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Life is consciousness.
Author: Emmet Fox

Life is not so important as the duties of life.
Author: John Randolph

Life is the only real counselor; wisdom unfiltered through personal experience does not become a part of the moral tissue.
Author: Edith Wharton

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.
Author: William Goldman

Hope is necessary in every condition.
Author: Samuel Johnson

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What do you call a 100 year old ant ? An antique !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What is even bigger than an elephant ? A giant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

What kind of ant is good at maths ? An accountant !
This is the joke from a category: Ant jokes

Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
This is the joke from a category: Apple jokes