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Once there was The People - Terror gave it birth; Once there was The People, and it made a hell of earth! Earth arose and crushed it. Listen, oh, ye slain! Once there was The People - it shall never be again!
Author: Rudyard Kipling

One can acquire everything in solitude - except character.
Author: Marie Henri Beyle

One dies only once, and then for such a long time!
Author: Molire

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
Author: Bob Marley

One is tempted to define man as a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
Author: Oscar Wilde

Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
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Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants.
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Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.
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