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I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who overcomes his enemies.
Author: Aristotle

I do not fear Satan half so much as I fear those who fear him.
Author: Saint Teresa of Avila

I do not know which makes a man more conservativeto know nothing but the present, or nothing but the past.
Author: John Maynard Keynes

I do not want the peace which passeth understanding, I want the understanding which bringeth peace.
Author: Helen Keller

I don't believe in a government that protects us from ourselves.
Author: Ronald Reagan

Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.
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Q: How do you get a viola section to play spiccato? A: Write a whole note with "solo" above it.
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Q: How do you make a violin sound like a viola? A: Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.
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Q: What is the difference between a violist and a terrorist? A: Terrorists have sympathizers.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant. "You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son violin lessons last winter." "Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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