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Or ever the silver cord be loosed, or the golden bowl be broken, or the pitcher be broken at the fountain, or the wheel broken at the cistern.
Author: Bible

Oregano is the spice of life.
Author: Henry J. Tillman

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.
Author: William Shakespeare

Our constitution works. Our great republic is a government of laws, not of men.
Author: Gerald R. Ford

Our feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.
Author: Audre Lorde

Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf
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Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? He wanted rich milk!
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Why do cows think cooks are mean? They whip cream!
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Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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