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Do not accustom yourself to use big words for little matters.
Author: Samuel Johnson

Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily smart. There is ample proof to the contrary.
Author: Julius Rosenwald

Do not condemn the judgement of another because it differs from your own. You may both be wrong.
Author: Dandemis

Do not do to others what angers you if done to you by others.
Author: Socrates

Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
Author: Bertolt Brecht

How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
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What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
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Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry? Because it's always on a sundae!
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Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking all the eggs!
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How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
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