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The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

The most important thing in communication is to hear what isn't being said.
Author: Peter Drucker

The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

Before a burglary trial, the judge explained to the defendant, "You can let me try your case, or you can choose to have a jury of your peers." The man thought for a moment. "What are peers?" he asked. "They're people just like you your equals." "Forget it," retorted the defendant. "I don't want to be tried by a bunch of thieves."
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong? He didn't like Chinese food.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano? A flat note.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes