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If rich people could hire other people to die for them, the poor could make a wonderful living.
Author: Yiddish Proverb

Trust yourself. Think for yourself. Act for yourself. Speak for yourself. Be yourself. Imitation is suicide.
Author: Marva Collins

Truth is generally the best vindication against slander.
Author: Abraham Lincoln

The basic tool for the manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use the words.
Author: Philip K. Dick

Rough work, iconoclasm, but the only way to get at truth.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes

Why is the sky not happy on clear days? It has the blues
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio? The nearest ISOBAR!!
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

During the month of June and July. Here in the panhandle it got pretty hot in this area. In Fact people were even overworking in the heat. So one day I was working outside in the heat and then i thought i better get inside. My Boss asked me where i was going and i told him i am going inside to cool down . He said that i better get back to work. I said i cant, he said how come.? Because it is so hot out here that i have to go inside to change my mind.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

Q. What's the difference between 'weather' and 'climate'? A. You can 't 'weather' a tree, but you can 'climate'!
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes

It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes