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I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.
Author: Jane Wagner

I am among those who think that science has great beauty. A scientist in his laboratory is not only a technician: he is also a child placed before natural phenomena which impress him like a fairy tale.
Author: Marie Curie

I am as vulnerable and fragile as it is possible to be. I am shredded to the core. I am at the point where I am stripped bare.
Author: Rachel Hunter

I am convinced that life in a physical body is meant to be an ecstatic experience.
Author: Shakti Gawain

I am not an Athenian or a Greek, but a citizen of the world.
Author: Socrates

Why did the little pig hide the soap? He heard the farmer yell, "Hogwash!"
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Why did the pig join the Army? He heard the food was a mess.
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Why didn't the pigs eat the rotten eggs in their feed trough? They were saving the best for last.
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Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny? Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
This is the joke from a category: Pig jokes