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Even though work stops, expenses run on.
Author: Cato the Elder

Ever tried. Ever failed. No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Author: Samuel Beckett

Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance.
Author: Unknown

Every contrivance of man, every tool, every instrument, every utensil, every article designed for use, of each and every kind, evolved from a very simple beginning.
Author: Robert Collier

Every day I remind myself that my inner and outer life are based on the labors of other men, living and dead, and that I must exert myself in order to give in the same measure as I have received and am still receiving.
Author: Albert Einstein

What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?", asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."
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What do you call a guard with a hundred legs? A sentrypede.
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I'm not rich like Jack, don't have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you. I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
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What runs all day but never gets tired? Water.
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