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Best quotes to send by SMS
Lying increases the creative faculties, expands the ego, and lessens the frictions of social contacts.Author: Clare Booth Luce
It is the act of a madman to pursue impossibilities.Author: Marcus Aurelius Antoninus
My candle burns at both ends
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light.Author: Edna St. Vincent Millay
In every child who is born under no matter what circumstances and of no matter what parents, the potentiality of the human race is born again, and in him, too, once more, and each of us, our terrific responsibility toward human life: toward the utmost ideAuthor: James Agee
My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.Author: Peter De Vries
The best jokes to send by SMS
A young businessman rented a beautiful office
and
furnished it with antiques. However, no business was coming in.
Sitting
there, worrying, he saw a man come into the outer office.
Wanting to
look busy, he picked up the phone and pretended he was
negotiating a big
deal. He spoke loudly about big figures and huge
commitments. Finally,
he put down the phone and asked the visitor
"Can I help you?"
The man said, "I've come to install the
phone."This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
Did you hear about the businessman who is so
rich he
has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty?
It's for people who can't swim!This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
There was once a high-powered businessman who
insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a
tall
one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand,
and a
very small one for adding footnotes.This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
girls, that
Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at
morning
assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's
hymn....now
Thank We All Our God.'This is the joke from a category: Business jokes
INTERVIEWER to job
applicant: "Do you
think you could come up with any reason you want this
job other than
your parents want you out of their house?"This is the joke from a category: Business jokes