Best quotes to send by SMS

You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on others? Half the battle is gained if you never allow yourself to say anything gloomy.
Author: Lydia M. Child
You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
Author: John Viscount Morley
You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
Author: Rosalynn Carter
You have to let people challenge your ideas.
Author: Tom Kasten
People are willing to trade money for something that they can touch, not ones and zereos.
Author: John Gruber
The best jokes to send by SMS

Q: Why do blondes always die before help
arrives?
A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What do you
call a dumb blonde behind a
steering wheel?
A: An air bag.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
A: She
gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What is the definition of gross
ignorance?
A: 144 blondes.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Q: What can strike a blonde without her
even knowing it?
A: A thought.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes