Best quotes to send by SMS
Lydia M. Child You find yourself refreshed by the presence of cheerful people. Why not make an honest effort to confer that pleasure on others? Half the battle is gained if you never allow yourself to say anything gloomy.
Author: Lydia M. Child

John Viscount Morley You have not converted a man because you have silenced him.
Author: John Viscount Morley

Rosalynn Carter You have to have confidence in your ability, and then be tough enough to follow through.
Author: Rosalynn Carter

Tom Kasten You have to let people challenge your ideas.
Author: Tom Kasten

John Gruber People are willing to trade money for something that they can touch, not ones and zereos.
Author: John Gruber

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blonde jokes Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
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Blonde jokes Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag.
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Blonde jokes Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
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Blonde jokes Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
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Blonde jokes Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
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