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A good many young writers make the mistake of enclosing a stamped, self-addressed envelope, big enough for the manuscript to come back in. This is too much of a temptation to the editor.
Author: Ring Lardner

A good reputation is more valuable than money.
Author: Publilius Syrus

A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
Author: Barry Goldwater

A great many people think they are thinking when they are really rearranging their prejudices.
Author: William James

A great writer reveals the truth even when he or she does not wish to.
Author: Tom Bissell

Q. Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes? A. To remind her that "toes go in first."
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the redhead yells "HURRICANE!" Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, it's the blonde's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the blonde yells "FIRE!" and gets shot.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes

Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes