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Best quotes to send by SMS
A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not be endured with patient resignation.Author: Bertrand Russell
A short saying oft contains much wisdom.Author: Sophocles
A simple enough pleasure, surely, to have breakfast alone with one's husband, but how seldom married people in the midst of life achieve it.Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
A smiling face is half the meal.Author: Latvian Proverb
A soft answer turneth away wrath.Author: Bible
The best jokes to send by SMS
Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes.
No, they don't. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the
tracks.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Have you seen the bus website?
Yes - it's just
the ticket!This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
Cross-Eyed Monster: When I grow up I want to be a
bus driver.
Witch: Well, I won't stand in your way.This is the joke from a category: Bus jokes
What happens if you upset a cannibal?
You
get into hot water.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes