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Best quotes to send by SMS
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.Author: Dave Barry
Always aim at complete harmony of thought and word and deed. Always aim at purifying your thoughts and everything will be well.Author: Mahatma Gandhi
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.Author: Phyllis Diller
Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.Author: Mark Twain
Always imitate the behavior of the winners when you lose.Author: Anonymous
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: Why is Bill Clinton called "middle of the
road Democrat"?
A: Because he's got a wide yellow stripe down
the middle of his
two-lane back.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton diverting federal funds
from improving schools to improving jails?
A: Because when his
term is through, he won't be going to school.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new
car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna
be called the Dodge Drafter!This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: How many Clinton White House officials does
it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None. They like to keep him in
the dark!This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes
Q: What's the best place to photograph
Clinton
Administration officials?
A: A police lineup.This is the joke from a category: Clinton jokes