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Best quotes to send by SMS
Archaeology is the peeping Tom of the sciences. It is the sandbox of men who care not where they are going; they merely want to know where everyone else has been.Author: Jim Bishop
Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.Author: Oscar Wilde
Arranging a bowl of flowers in the morning can give a sense of quiet in a crowded day - like writing a poem, or saying a prayer.Author: Anne Morrow Lindbergh
Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better.Author: Andre Gide
Art is on the side of the oppressed. Think before you shudder at the simplistic dictum and its heretical definition of the freedom of art. For if art is freedom of the spirit, how can it exist within the oppressors?Author: Edith Wharton
The best jokes to send by SMS
Patient:
Doctor, I am very nervous. You
know, this is my first extraction.
Young dentist: Don't worry, it's
my first extraction too.This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Young
lady to father "Daddy, when I grow
up shall I become a heart-doctor or
a tooth-doctor "
"Dentist"
"Why father ?" "We have only one heart, but 32
teeth!"This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Gerald: "Have you ever come across a man who,
at the
slightest touch, caused you to thrill and tremble in every
fiber of your
being?"
Mabel: "Yes, the dentist."This is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit
long in the toothThis is the joke from a category: Dentist jokes
Q1: What vehicle does
T-Rex use to go
from planet to planet?
A: A DinosaucerThis is the joke from a category: Dinosaur jokes