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Miracles: You do not have to look for them. They are there, 24-7, beaming like radio waves all around you. Put up the antenna, turn up the volume - snap... crackle... this just in, every person you talk to is a chance to change the world...Author: Hugh Elliott
I always remember an epitaph which is in the cemetery at Tombstone, Arizona. It says: 'Here lies Jack Williams. He done his damnedest.' I think that is the greatest epitaph a man can have - When he gives everything that is in him to do the job he has befoAuthor: Harry S Truman
Miss Brooke had that kind of beauty which seems to be thrown into relief by poor dress.Author: George Eliot
If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.Author: Johnny Carson
It is better to sleep on things beforehand than lie awake about them afterward.Author: Baltasar Gracian
The best jokes to send by SMS
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
What happened when a cannibal went on a
self-catering holiday?
He ate himself.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
The cannibal priest told his flock to close
their eyes and
say grace.
"For whosoever we are about to eat,
may the Lord make us truly
thankful."This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the
cannibal who
commited suicide?
He got himself into a real stew.This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes
First cannibal: I don't know
what to
make of my husband these days.
Second cannibal: How about a curry?This is the joke from a category: Cannibal jokes