Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Phillips Brooks Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
Author: Phillips Brooks

Albert Camus Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Author: Albert Camus

Clifton Fadiman Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Author: Clifton Fadiman

Robert Henri Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
Author: Robert Henri

The best jokes to send by SMS
Elephant jokes What do you do with old cannon balls ? Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
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Elephant jokes What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
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Elephant jokes What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ? Out of the way !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes

Elephant jokes Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful? Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
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