Best quotes to send by SMS

Character is higher than intellect... A great soul will be strong to live, as well as to think.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
Author: Phillips Brooks
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
Author: Albert Camus
Cheese - milk's leap toward immortality.
Author: Clifton Fadiman
Cherish your own emotions and never undervalue them.
Author: Robert Henri
The best jokes to send by SMS

What do you do with old cannon balls
?
Give them to elephants to use as marbles !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What did the elephant say to the famous
detective ?
It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What do
elephants sing at christmas
?
Noel-ephants, Noel-ephants...
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
What did the baby elephant get when
the
daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very
powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for
hours at a time
!
This is the joke from a category: Elephant jokes