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Best quotes to send by SMS
Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on.Author: Karen Elizabeth Gordon
Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking.Author: Dave Barry
Emergencies have always been necessary to progress. It was darkness which produced the lamp. It was fog that produced the compass. It was hunger that drove us to exploration. And it took a depression to teach us the real value of a job.Author: Victor Hugo
Energy is eternal delight.Author: William Blake
Engineering is the art of organizing and directing men and controlling the forces and materials of nature for the benefit of the human race.Author: Henry G. Stott
The best jokes to send by SMS
Two friends: - I heard that you have
founded
a musical band.
- Yes, it is a quartet.
- How many are you?
-
We are three.
- Three?
- Me and my brother.
- You have a
brother?
- No, why do you ask?This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
A man is hired by the circus to perform a
necessary but rather
unpleasant task. He is asked to walk behind the
elephants in the center
ring, shoveling aside their droppings as they
walk about. After a
rather difficult evening at work, he goes to the
circus cafeteria, sits with
other workers, and begins complaining
about his work.
"It's just terrible work, walking behind those
huge beasts and first
dodging, then shoveling aside the dung they
produce. My arms are tired,
my shoes and pants are a mess, and I'll
have to shower before I return
home, because of the
stink."
His friends at work agree: "Why don't you just quit this miserable
job and find something more rewarding to do. You have to have some
skills
and talents that you can put to use somewhere else."
He
looks at them, stunned: "You know, you're probably right, but I
just can't give up the glamour of show business!"This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
How many brewers does it take to
change a
light bulb?
Third as many as for a regular bulb.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes
Why was the man sued by his
horse?
For
palomino-money!This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
How many tax auditors
does it take to find a
$1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake
and two to discuss the significance of
it.This is the joke from a category: Humor jokes