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History is a voice forever sounding across the centuries the laws of right and wrong. Opinions alter, manners change, creeds rise and fall, but the moral law is written on the tablets of eternity.
Author: James A. Forude

History is philosophy teaching by example, and also warning; its two eyes are geography and chronology.
Author: James A. Garfield

History knows no resting places and no plateaus.
Author: Henry Kissinger

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
Author: Sir Winston Churchill

Hold a picture of yourself long and steadily enough in your mind's eye, and you will be drawn toward it.
Author: Harry Emerson Fosdick

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
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Q: What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common? A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.
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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert. "There's not much room on this page," he said. "What shall I write?" Another violinist, standing by, offered the following helpful hint, "Write your repertoire."
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Q: What is the difference between a Wagnerian soprano and a Wagnerian Tenor? A: About 10 pounds.
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