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I cannot teach you violence, as I do not myself believe in it. I can only teach you not to bow your heads before any one even at the cost of your life.
Author: Mahatma Gandhi

I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time.
Author: Martha Stewart

I consider being ill as one of the great pleasures of life, provided one is not too ill.
Author: Samuel Butler

I could not at any age be content to take my place in a corner by the fireside and simply look on.
Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

I do not know the American gentleman, god forgive me for putting two such words together.
Author: Charles Dickens

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider? A harenet.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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What job do rabbits at hotels have? Bellhop.
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What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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