Best quotes to send by SMS
Ruben Studdard I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
Author: Ruben Studdard

Rosa Parks I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.
Author: Rosa Parks

Aeschylus I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Author: Aeschylus

Patrick Henry I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Author: Patrick Henry

Henry David Thoreau I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
Author: Henry David Thoreau

The best jokes to send by SMS
Space jokes Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon? Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
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Space jokes What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm? Take me to your breeder !
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Snowman jokes How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
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Space jokes If an athlete gets athlete's foot, what does an astronaut get? Missile toe.
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Space jokes Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but they left after a few minutes ? You see, it had no atmosphere !
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