Best quotes to send by SMS

I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really well. Nobody's opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
Author: Ruben Studdard
I knew someone had to take the first step and I made up my mind not to move.
Author: Rosa Parks
I know how men in exile feed on dreams of hope.
Author: Aeschylus
I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death.
Author: Patrick Henry
I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor.
Author: Henry David Thoreau
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
What did the alien say when his flying saucer
landed
in a stud farm?
Take me to your breeder !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
How do snowmen read their e-mails?
With an
icy-stare!
This is the joke from a category: Snowman jokes
If an athlete gets athlete's foot,
what
does an astronaut get?
Missile toe.
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes
Two astronauts went to a bar on the moon, but
they left after a few minutes ?
You see, it had no atmosphere !
This is the joke from a category: Space jokes