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Sony-Ericsson K500
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Alcatel OT_756
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Alcatel One_Touch_835
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Best quotes to send by SMS
If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work.Author: William Shakespeare
If divorce has increased by one thousand percent, don't blame the women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex roles on which our marriages were based.Author: Betty Friedan
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.Author: Anatole France
If God is watching us, as some believers suggest, as though we were a television show and God had a lot of free time, the deity would surely be bemused by how dumbed-down devotion has sometimes become in this so-called modern era. How might an omnipotentAuthor: Anna Quindlen
If I take care of my character, my reputation will take care of itself.Author: D. L. Moody
The best jokes to send by SMS
Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy
days?
Because then the children have to play inside.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
Betty: You're
as right as rain - all wet!This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
Why did the lady go out
doors with her
purse open? Because she expected some change in the
weather.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
It was so hot today I saw
a robin picking
earthworms out of the ground with a pair of tongs.This is the joke from a category: Weather jokes
In the summer desert heat, what did a dust
devil say
to the over-talkative dust devil?
-You are really
blowing a lot of hot airThis is the joke from a category: Weather jokes