Best quotes to send by SMS
Antoine de Saint-Exupery It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery

Thomas Babington Macaulay It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay

Malcolm Gladwell It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell

Zelda Fitzgerald It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald

Aristotle It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.
Author: Aristotle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Bath jokes A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the clerk. 'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take the bath by yourself!'
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Bath jokes Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
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Bath jokes How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed.
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Beauty jokes They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
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Beauty jokes Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.
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