Best quotes to send by SMS

It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye.
Author: Antoine de Saint-Exupery
It is possible to be below flattery as well as above it.
Author: Thomas Babington Macaulay
It is quite possible for people who have never met us and who have spent only twenty minutes thinking about us to come to a better understanding of who we are than people who have known us for years.
Author: Malcolm Gladwell
It is the loose ends with which men hang themselves.
Author: Zelda Fitzgerald
It is the nature of desire not to be satisfied, and most men live only for the gratification of it.
Author: Aristotle
The best jokes to send by SMS

A man walked into a lodge in Yellowstone
National Park. 'Can you give me a room and bath?' he asked the
clerk.
'I can give you a room,' the clerk said. 'But you'll have to take
the bath by yourself!'
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
Why did the robber take a bath?
So he could
make a clean getaway.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
How do you know that there's a monster in your
bath?
You can't get the shower curtain closed.
This is the joke from a category: Bath jokes
They say Margaret is a raving beauty.
You
mean she's escaped from the funny farm?
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes
Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark.
This is the joke from a category: Beauty jokes