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Best quotes to send by SMS
Never give a child a sword.Author: Latin Proverb
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.Author: Phyllis Diller
Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed.Author: Maria Montessori
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.Author: Quentin Crisp
I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.Author: Steven Wright
The best jokes to send by SMS
Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I don't
know,' replied Mary, 'but the teacher thinks I may have
caught
decimals.'This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wanted to
know.
'One hundred and three,' said the doctor.
'What is the world
record?'This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Why did the nutty kid throw butter out
of
the window?
He wanted to see a butterfly.This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
A father is asked by his
friend, "Has
your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he
wants to be a garbage collector," he replies
To this his friend
responds, "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he
thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"This is the joke from a category: Children jokes
Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some
grass but you've only
drawn the cow ?
Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all
the grass !This is the joke from a category: Children jokes