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Best quotes to send by SMS
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.Author: Willa Cather
I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.Author: Bill Watterson
No one goes there nowadays, it's too crowded.Author: Yogi Berra
No one should be judge in his own case.Author: Publilius Syrus
Middle age is when your broad mind and narrow waist begin to change places.Author: E. Joseph Crossman
The best jokes to send by SMS
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and
an ironing
board?
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an
ironing board.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Q: What's one thing everybody sees in
a
blonde?
A: A dick.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
A man comes home from work one night to catch
his blonde
girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out,
"What do you
think you're doing?" "Just heating up dinner" she
replies.This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
This blonde and her boyfriend
were sitting
in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it
true that
if you pull your finger out, I'll sink?"This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes
Did you hear the one about the blonde who
thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?This is the joke from a category: Dirty jokes