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In quarrels such as these not ours to intervene.
Author: Virgil

I must govern the clock, not be governed by it.
Author: Golda Meir

Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Author: Sir William Osler

If at first you don't succeed, before you try again, stop to figure out what you did wrong.
Author: Leo Rosten

See things as they are and write about them. Dont waste your creative energy trying to make things up. Even if you are writing fiction, write the things you see and know.
Author: Real Live Preacher

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus? The police made him bring it back again.
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Bank manager: I'm sorry, sir, you can't open an account with this sort of money. They're wooden pieces! Lumberjack: But I only want to open a shavings account.
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Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide.
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Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I worked on the day shift."
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A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the woman hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce, parked on the street, in front of the bank. Everything checks out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the woman returns, repays the $5000. and the interest which is $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us , is why would you bother to borrow $5000 ?" The woman replied, "Where else in New York, can I park my car for 2 weeks for $15.00?"
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