Best quotes to send by SMS

Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.
Author: Clarence Darrow
Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Author: Bible
Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum
Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis
The best jokes to send by SMS

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Acis
!
Acis who ?
Acis spades !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Adder
!
Adder who ?
Adder you get in here ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
A Fred
!
A Fred who ?
Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock Knock
Who's there !
Aida
!
Aida who ?
Aida more than I drink !
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes