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Clarence Darrow Physical deformity, calls forth our charity. But the infinite misfortune of moral deformity calls forth nothing but hatred and vengeance.
Author: Clarence Darrow

Bible Take therefore no thought for the morrow; for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself. Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.
Author: Bible

Ralph Waldo Emerson Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Leon Blum I have often thought morality may perhaps consist solely in the courage of making a choice.
Author: Leon Blum

James Otis Taxation without representation is tyranny.
Author: James Otis

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