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Best quotes to send by SMS
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.Author: Alfred Hitchcock
The life of every man is a diary in which he means to write one story, and writes another; and his humblest hour is when he compares the volume as it is with what he vowed to make it.Author: James M. Barrie
Put duties aside at least an hour before bed and perform soothing, quiet activities that will help you relax.Author: Dianne Hales
The long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead. Economists set themselves too easy, too useless a task if in tempestuous seasons they can only tell us that when the storm is past the ocean is flat again.Author: John Maynard Keynes
The loss which is unknown is no loss at all.Author: Publilius Syrus
The best jokes to send by SMS
How did the world's tallest monster become
short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He was terribly
moody because he couldn't see eye to eye with
himself.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What kind of book did
Frankenstein's
monster like to read?
One with a cemetery plot.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What do you
call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.This is the joke from a category: Monster jokes
What's pink and gray and wrinkly and old and
belongs to Grandpa monster?
- Grandma monsterThis is the joke from a category: Monster jokes