Best quotes to send by SMS

There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus
There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman
I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare
There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies
There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius
The best jokes to send by SMS

Did you know that Dracula wants to become a
comedian?
He's looking for a crypt writer.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
When he's out driving, where
does Dracula
like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
How does a vampire get through life with
only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
Where is Dracula's American office?
The
Vampire State Building.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes
What kind of typewriters do vampires like?
Blood type-writers.
This is the joke from a category: Vampire jokes