Best quotes to send by SMS
Albert Camus There is no fate that cannot be surmounted by scorn.
Author: Albert Camus

Richard Feynman There is no harm in doubt and scepticism, for it is through these that new discoveries are made.
Author: Richard Feynman

William Shakespeare I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
Author: William Shakespeare

Robertson Davies There is no nonsense so gross that society will not, at some time, make a doctrine of it and defend it with every weapon of communal stupidity.
Author: Robertson Davies

Licretius There is no place in nature for extinction.
Author: Licretius

The best jokes to send by SMS
Vampire jokes Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He's looking for a crypt writer.
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Vampire jokes When he's out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter.
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Vampire jokes How does a vampire get through life with only one fang? He has to grin and bare it.
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Vampire jokes Where is Dracula's American office? The Vampire State Building.
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Vampire jokes What kind of typewriters do vampires like? Blood type-writers.
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