Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare I would fain die a dry death.
Author: William Shakespeare

Confucius When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
Author: Confucius

Matt Groening When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Author: Matt Groening

Whoopi Goldberg When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg

Richard Dawkins The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.
Author: Richard Dawkins

The best jokes to send by SMS
Blind jokes A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit and said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be a rabbit." The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and said, "You're slimy, beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a math teacher."
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Blonde jokes A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after work for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump. Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead said, "I can't take this, you're my friend." But the blonde insisted saying, "No. A bet's a bet." Then the redhead said "Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock news, so I can't take your money." The blonde replied "Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
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Blonde jokes Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!
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Blonde jokes What do you call a blonde with two brain cells? Pregnant!
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Blonde jokes Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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