
I would fain die a dry death.
Author: William Shakespeare
When we see men of worth, we should think of equaling them; when we see men of a contrary character, we should turn inwards and examine ourselves.
Author: Confucius
When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
Author: Matt Groening
When you are kind to someone in trouble, you hope they'll remember and be kind to someone else. And it'll become like a wildfire.
Author: Whoopi Goldberg
The theory of evolution by cumulative natural selection is the only theory we know of that is in principle capable of explaining the existence of organized complexity.
Author: Richard Dawkins

A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out, touched the rabbit
and
said, "You're soft and fuzzy and have floppy ears. You must be
a
rabbit."
The rabbit reached out, touched the snake and
said, "You're slimy,
beady-eyed and low to the ground. You must be a
math teacher."
This is the joke from a category: Blind jokes
A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 O'clock news. A
man was
shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, and the
blonde bet
the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump.
Sure
enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead $50. The redhead
said,
"I can't take this, you're my friend."
But the blonde
insisted saying,
"No. A bet's a bet."
Then the redhead said
"Listen, I have to tell you that I saw this on the 5 O'clock
news, so
I can't take your money."
The blonde replied
"Well, so did I, but I didn't think he would jump again!"
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
carton? It said
"concentrate" on it!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde with two brain
cells? Pregnant!
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
time. Where am I?
This is the joke from a category: Blonde jokes