Best quotes to send by SMS
Ralph Waldo Emerson Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Francois de Salignac Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies.
Author: Francois de Salignac

Henry Ford Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Author: Henry Ford

John Kenneth Galbraith Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

The best jokes to send by SMS
Dance jokes Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ? Dark Raver !
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Dance jokes Why don't dogs make good dancers ? Because they have two left feet !
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Dance jokes Q. What do you call a line dancer on a cruise? A. An Ocean "Liner"
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Dance jokes Q. What do tired line dancers do? A. They Line Down :-)
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Dance jokes Q. How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
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