Best quotes to send by SMS

Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson
I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings.
Author: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
Nothing is more despicable than a professional talker who uses his words as a quack uses his remedies.
Author: Francois de Salignac
Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.
Author: Henry Ford
Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith
The best jokes to send by SMS

Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark
Raver !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Why don't dogs make good dancers ?
Because
they have two left feet !
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What do you call a line
dancer on a
cruise?
A. An Ocean "Liner"
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. What do tired line dancers do?
A. They
Line Down :-)
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes
Q. How many line
dance instructors does it
take to change a light bulb?
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
This is the joke from a category: Dance jokes