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The bitterest tears shed over graves are for words left unsaid and deeds left undone.
Author: Harriet Beecher Stowe

The bravest thing you can do when you are not brave is to profess courage and act accordingly.
Author: Corra Harris

The camera's only job is to get out of the way of making photographs.
Author: Ken Rockwell

If winter comes, can spring be far behind?
Author: Percy Bysshe Shelley

The character of a man is known from his conversations.
Author: Menander

At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for four very good reasons. First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful, second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, third there are some things even a rat won't do, and fourth sometimes it very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings."
This is the joke from a category: Lawyer jokes

What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

How does a ghost start a letter? Tomb it may concern.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

Teacher: Frd, give me a sentence starting with "I." Fred: I is . . . Teacher: No, Fred. You must always say "I am." Fred: Oh, right. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
This is the joke from a category: Letter jokes