I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
Author: W. C. Fields

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of somebody else.
Author: Arnold Bennett

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The best plan is to profit by the folly of others.
Author: Pliny the Elder

The best things carried to excess are wrong.
Author: Charles Churchill

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes

Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.
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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ? He's bee-witched !
This is the joke from a category: Insect jokes

One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This is the joke from a category: Idiot and fool jokes