The more passions and desires one has, the more ways one has of being happy.
Author: Charlotte-Catherine

The more things a man is ashamed of, the more respectable he is.
Author: George Bernard Shaw

I hate cameras. They are so much more sure than I am about everything.
Author: John Steinbeck

The most important scientific revolutions all include, as their only common feature, the dethronement of human arrogance from one pedestal after another of previous convictions about our centrality in the cosmos.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

The most important thing she'd learned over the years was that there was no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one.
Author: Jill Churchill

Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn't.marr
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The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. "Don't be to mad at Dave," a friend told her. "He did a terrific job. I'd be glad to have him usher at my wedding." "Yeah," Betty replied, "I wish he had been an usher at mine."
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QUESTION: What is honeymoon? ANSWER: That brief span of time between, "I do" and "You'd better!"
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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes