Best quotes to send by SMS
Hugh Macleod The old ways are dead. And you need people around you who concur. That means hanging out more with the creative people, the freaks, the real visionaries, than you're already doing. Thinking more about what their needs are, and responding accordingly. Avo
Author: Hugh Macleod

David Brinkley The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no news we give it to you with the same emphasis as if there were.
Author: David Brinkley

Mignon McLaughlin The only courage that matters is the kind that gets you from one moment to the next.
Author: Mignon McLaughlin

Dag Hammarskjold The only kind of dignity which is genuine is that which is not diminished by the indifference of others.
Author: Dag Hammarskjold

Doug Larson The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
Author: Doug Larson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Men jokes Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
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Men jokes Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
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Men jokes Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
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Men jokes What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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Men jokes This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
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