The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.
Author: H. P. Lovecraft

In silence man can most readily preserve his integrity.
Author: Meister Eckhart

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.
Author: Robert Byrne

The murals in restaurants are on par with the food in museums.
Author: Peter De Vries

The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it.
Author: William Gibson

Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.
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Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him.
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How many men does it take to make popcorn? Four, one to hold the pot, and three to act macho and shake the stove.
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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