The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand.
Author: Frank Herbert

The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off.
Author: Anonymous

The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Author: David M. Ogilvy

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you.
Author: Oscar Wilde

The best political community is formed by citizens of the middle class.
Author: Aristotle

According to the Knight-Ridder News Service, the inscription on the metal bands used by the U.S. Department of the Interior to tag migratory birds has been changed. The bands used to bear the address of the Washington Biological Survey, abbreviated, "Wash. Biol. Surv." until the agency received the following letter from an Arkansas camper: "Dear Sirs: While camping last week I shot one of your birds. I think it was a crow. I followed the cooking instructions on the leg tag and I want to tell you it was horrible."
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My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !
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A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.
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Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfie - I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard? Salesman - O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says "What a shame. this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!"
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