The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work.
Author: Richard Bach

I wish you well and so I take my leave, I Pray you know me when we meet again.
Author: William Shakespeare

The more things change, the more they remain... insane.
Author: Michael Fry and T. Lewis

The most beautiful as well as the most ugly inclinations of man are not part of a fixed biologically given human nature, but result from the social process which creates man.
Author: Erich Fromm

The most decisive actions of our life - I mean those that are most likely to decide the whole course of our future - are, more often than not, unconsidered.
Author: Andre Gide

At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women: Defendant: "Your Honor, I wish to change my plea." Judge: "Is someone using undue influence to prompt you to change your mind?" Defendant: "No sir, when I pleaded Not Guilty I didn't know there would be women on the jury. Since I can't even fool my wife, I'll never be able to fool the four women jurors."
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A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. "But why did you stab him over a hundred times?" asked the judge. "Oh, your Honor," replied the defendant, "I didn't know how to switch off the electric carving knife."
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Why was the broom late ? It over swept !
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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John: "I'm a man of few words." Bill: "I'm married, too."
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes