The most important work you and I will ever do will be within the walls of our own homes.
Author: Harold B. Lee

The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against wacking them around a little.
Author: Joe Martin

The most profound statements are often said in silence.
Author: Lynn Johnston

The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
Author: e e cummings

Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.
Author: Clementine Paddleford

Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him. Then tell him to pick only one.
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Why do men act like idiots? Who says they're acting?
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Where's the safest place to hide money from a man? Under the soap
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? No one knows, it's never happened.
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How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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