The only alternative to coexistence is codestruction.
Author: Jawaharlal Nehru

The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too.
Author: Oscar Levant

The inspirational value of the space program is probably of far greater importance to education than any input of dollars... A whole generation is growing up which has been attracted to the hard disciplines of science and engineering by the romance of spa
Author: Arthur C. Clarke

The only paradise is paradise lost.
Author: Marcel Proust

The only real prison is fear, and the only real freedom is freedom from fear.
Author: Aung San Suu Kyi

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.
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Q: What do you call a man who marries an old, ugly and poor woman? A: Desperate!
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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, "I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning." "Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth..."
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How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital? The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!
This is the joke from a category: Mental health jokes