The more you find out about the world, the more opportunities there are to laugh at it.
Author: Bill Nye

It usually takes 100 years to make a law, and then, after it's done its work, it usually takes 100 years to be rid of it.
Author: Henry Ward Beecher

The most erroneous stories are those we think we know best - and therefore never scrutinize or question.
Author: Stephen Jay Gould

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.
Author: Nathaniel Borenstein

The most potent muse of all is our own inner child.
Author: Stephen Nachmanovitch

QUESTION: Why should a honeymoon only be six days? ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.
This is the joke from a category: Marriage jokes

Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Men are like mini skirts. If you're not careful, they'll creep up your legs.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. How do men define a "50/50" relationship? A. We cook-they eat; we clean-they dirty; we iron-they wrinkle.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes

Q. What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner? A. A power failure.
This is the joke from a category: Men jokes